1. twofingerswhiskey:

    explosive-tardis:

    twofingerswhiskey:

    MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS

    THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON

    CROSSING THE ROAD IS WALKING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC

    OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

    And the punchline is a metaphor for the afterlife

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  2. un-anima-migratore:

youaremynirvana:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

i will never get over this

..

    un-anima-migratore:

    youaremynirvana:

    psychiatral:

    Written by an 8th grader

    i will never get over this

    ..

  3. revolutionaryrainbows:

    YAAAAS NANCY DON’T BE NICE

  4. 
On our way to Zion National Park.

    On our way to Zion National Park.

  5. alvxandra:

    image

    i’ve never seen something so accurate

  6. blackdenimjeans:

    Me: *at a white persons house*
    Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
    Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately

  7. 
actual photo of me in the future

    actual photo of me in the future

  8. thewalkingdelrey:

    i will always find a way out

  9. lazy boy junhong

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